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what am i doing with my life

 #she is a super detective

It’s late at night and police tape was already up in a small town. A murder had happened the night before and no one had found the body until later today, and it had been the third one this month; second within a week. Everyone blamed it on the world coming to an end, the Mayan’s Apocalypse, which so happened to be today. Many had guessed it could have been some lunatic that ‘didn’t want other to die at the hand of the Apocalypse’, but no one had been able to make any factual guesses.

Detective Legs was brought to this case; odd though she may be, she was the best for the job. Every case she was on, she had solved, no one had been able to out smart her intellect. This case would be no different.

She whipped her waist back to knock her fedora further over her navel, then walked around the victim. Her footsteps were slow and quiet; sure to never step in any evidence that would be needed. She seemed to be in thought as she stared the body down. Carefully she lifted a foot and opened the victim’s jacket, then kicked out a small package. Cocaine.

Detective Legs jutted out a hip in a huff, then turned around and and started observing the rest of the room. Hips swaying, she walked over to the bookshelves and, gracefully, lifted a leg in the air and carefully tugged a book out. As it fell to the ground, it flipped open and more cocaine fell out. Another jut of a hip.

This was beginning to look like nothing more than drug deal gone wrong! This wasn’t the type of case she should have been brought in for. No, there must be something else. But what?

cHOKES

oh my GOD ThiS IS AMAZING