thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

heyitspj:

“Men are awesome”, I say.
“NOT ALL MEN”, the Mens’ Rights Activists chimes in before freezing where he stands. I’ve got him now, I’ve won.

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE