farmville-request:

chemfatale:

elevenwalnuts:

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no.  This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off.  You have to pick a one syllable word.  Like bears.

Bears wears short skirts
I wear sneakers
Bears cheer captain
And I’m on the bleachers

butterscotchwm:

notnights:

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

Back when I was in a psychiatric hospital, and was offered antidepressants, my mother had declined them due to that apparent side effect. So the staff actually explained about this effect antidepressants have, that give reason to that warning.
When first taking antidepressants they raise up your energy first. So that you have the energy to do the tasks you might have avoided doing due to your depression.
Because of this those who were already suicidal, now have the energy to go do so. Which is the ones this warning is given for.
It’s not that a side effect of antidepressants magically makes you want to kill yourself, it’s the energy it gives those who were already struggling with suicidal issues, to actually attempt the act.

Very informative…

noneeyewithleftyork:

My headcanons for Hogwarts house placements for the characters of RvB

BGC:

Sarge – Slytherin
Simmons – Hufflepuff
Grif – Ravenclaw
Donut – Gryffindor
Doc – Hufflepuff
Lopez – Slytherin
Alpha Church – Gryffindor
Epsilon Church – Also Gryffindor
Tucker – Gryffindor
Caboose – Hufflepuff
Texas – Slytherin
Wash – Slytherin
Sheila – Slytherin

Freelancers:

Carolina – Gryffindor
C.T. – Gryffindor
Florida – Hufflepuff
Maine – Ravenclaw
York – Gryffindor
North – Ravenclaw
South – Slytherin
479er – Slytherin
Wyoming – Hufflepuff
Delta – Ravenclaw
Theta – Hufflepuff
Sigma – Slytherin
Eta and Iota – Hufflepuff
Omega – Gryffindor
Gamma – Slytherin
Director – Gryffindor
Aiden Price – Slytherin

Chorus Trilogy:

Felix – Ravenclaw
Locus – Gryffindor
Sharkface – Gryffindor
Kimball – Gryffindor
Doyle – Gryffindor
Doc Grey – Slytherin
Bitters – Ravenclaw
Palomo – Gryffindor
Jensen – Hufflepuff
Smith – Hufflepuff

who should you fight: zodiac edition

jaslco:

aries: DO NOT FIGHT AN ARIES. they’ve been training for this moment their entire lives and will take you down in 0.002 seconds. don’t fight an aries. don’t do it. (chance of winning: 0%)

taurus: why would you fight a taurus. what did they ever do but love and support you. (chance of winning: 80% but at what cost)

gemini: this is a tricky one because if they win they’ll probably talk shit about you to everyone, but if you can distract them for long enough you can probably get a solid hit in. fight a gemini. (chance of winning: 65%)

cancer: an easy win, just look at them and they’ll run away, but watch out for their signature move of trying to drown you with their tears (chance of winning: 85%)

leo: leos are constantly surrounded by a posse that could probably fuck you up. if you fight a leo do it one-on-one. (chance of winning: 25%)

virgo: virgos seem like an easy target, but they’ve probably been plotting their every move to take you down from the first moment of tension. don’t fight a virgo. (chance of winning: 40%)

libra: it’s literally impossible to fight a libra. they’ll talk you out of it and be gone before you even realized what happened. (chance of winning: 0%, but this is also your chance of losing)

scorpio: scorpios will talk for ages about how they can annihilate you with the blink of an eye and then skin you alive, but really they have like one move. you can fight a scorpio. (chance of winning: 55%)

saggitarius: saggitarians don’t want to fight you, but they can and they will. don’t fight a saggitarius. (chance of winning: 15%)

capricorn: please fight a capricorn. you won’t win and they’ll probably ruin your life but it’ll be worth it. just punch a capricorn in the face. i’m begging you. (chance of winning: 30%)

aquarius: you’ll think you’re winning and then realize that you were dead all along and that this is all an illusion. don’t fight an aquarius. (chance of winning: 10%)

pisces: a pisces won’t even realize you’re fighting them. you can most definitely fight a pisces but it won’t be much fun. (chance of winning: 95%)

support:

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that when you reblog a post, you have full editing power over the original caption. Sometimes that’s funny, sometimes it’s not—but in any case it’s something that’s concerned a lot of you for a while now. We’re finally fixing it.

Starting today, people will be able to reblog your posts with all of its captions intact, or with all of them removed, but they won’t be able to booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks

slutty-glitter-goddess:

citaly:

Hey! Just a warning!!!! There is currently an ad on Youtube that is a JUMP SCARE

It is one of the Real Cost commercial, and it starts off with a box of cigarettes hopping around for a few seconds, and then continues to have some weird creature jump at the screen, break the glass, and try to get you. It is 15 seconds, so you rather need to close out immediately, or take your headphones out and look away for about 15 seconds because you cannot skip it!!!!! 

Please spread this and be careful!!!! 

that’s so fucked up please fire your whole marketing department