What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

stephantom:


// Magic. Do not touch.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers
stop(); // Hammertime!
// drunk, fix later
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases
// where braces in places cause stasis
      $str = str_replace(array("{","}")," ",$str);
/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

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beepboopurie:

imagine having to explain to your children that some of the people running for president in the 2015-2020’s were donald trump, kanye west, and mr deez nuts