let’s be real kylo ren probably tried to make a black lightsaber and he probably cried when it didn’t work
tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
“sir or ma’am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”
“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”
“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”
“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”
2012 tumblr dashboard
- nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs
- WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?
- “this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”
- posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO
- david karp unironically being called daddy
never underestimate my ability to get lost in my own minecraft creation