Who will win the ULTIMATE JACK-OFF???

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STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS PLACE YOUR BETS

WILL IT BE DOG JACK???

WILL IT BE LORD ENGLISH JACK?????

OR WILL IT BE ROBO JACK???

WHETHER OR NOT YOUR FAVOURITE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN AND THAT’S THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A DAMN GOOD JACK-OFF