i hate photoshop
In chess, the Queen is the hero and the King is the damsel in distress.
#this is how maes hughes would have started his best man speech
man i am not good at getting work done at home
i hatched some really nice dragons today but if i sell them theyll just get exalted siggghhhhh
taz epilogue that’s just an hour of lucretia & co. trying to get the BoB bracers off the employees
oK But thisss
European raven
Turkish raven
North African raven
Himalayan raven
Western (American) raven
AUSTRALIAN RAVEN
look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven
other ravens: caw caw
australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh
it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.
quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”
it sounds like a depressed kazoo.
Wait a minute… how do non-Australian ravens sound? Do they not sound like this?
For comparison
When I try to describe to my friends what our stupid ass crows sound like I’mma link this now.
Faerie Queen: And now that you have proven yourself in front of my entire court, saving my life and the lives of my gentry, I will grant you a boon. Ask any question, and you shall have your answer–even if I must take leave of my throne and quest to grant you satisfaction.
Me: Was My Immortal written as a joke or was the author serious??