one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys.
I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent.
I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.
Don’t let aesthetic blogs fool you, the real 90s aesthetic is “urban” and “attitude”-filled versions of classic cartoon characters on mass-produced merchandise
Kudos to Porky on that last one for looking like he was marching on Pride Parade ‘94
Adding to this, Tweety in specific gets a special achievement award because he was so goddamn pissed off for the entire decade
I still have my “urban” drawstring bags (officially licensed by disney) I got on the plane in the late 90s/early 2000s
The 90s were a strange time
Yes this is the good stuff
Tha fuck they gave Bugs and Taz dreads….
they black now
holy shit, my fishing rod power generation is so good