poefinnrev:
sydney: loves either the beach or the opera house or both; probably a hipster; thinks sydney should have been the capital of australia
brisbane: lives at queen street mall; will fight anyone 2 uphold the honour of brisbane; will fight anyone in general
melbourne: “hi i’m from melb”; emo; thinks melbourne is hot in the summer
darwin: literally has to deal with crocodiles and 40°+ heat; in touch with nature or some shit
perth: likes rocks and politics (?); i’m still not entirely convinced western australia exists actually
adelaide: needs to shut up about adelaide being “australia’s shopping hub” or whatever shit fuck; probably wears scarves all year round; definitely a hipster
hobart: full of suffering; either loves or hates apples there is no inbetween; bitter
canberra: knows either too much or absolutely nothing about politics; definitely at least a bit pretentious; acts like they live in the art museum or some shit; never actually been to questacon