pratdragonses:

things that are great about night vale

  • incidentally queer main character
  • with a huge crush on a scientist named carlos
  • no like he can’t not gush about carlos on the radio to the entire town
  • also he routinely calls out the white guy who runs around wearing a ‘cartoonishly inaccurate indian headdress’ as being a racist jerk
  • the miniature city underneath lane five in the desert flower bowling alley and arcade fun complex
  • the hovering cat who is a permanent fixture of the men’s bathroom at the radio station
  • the inter-dimensional intern known as dana
  • the sheriff’s secret police (not even a secret at all)
  • “The City Council would like to remind you about the Tiered Heavens, and the hierarchy of Angels…the reminder is that you should not know anything about this. The structure of Heaven and the angelic organizational chart are privileged information, known only to the City Council members on a need-to-know basis. Please, do not speak to or acknowledge any Angels that you may come across while shopping at the Ralph’s, or at the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. They only tell lies, and do not exist. Report all Angel sightings to the City Council for treatment.”
  • NRA parodies: “Guns don’t kill people, it’s impossible to be killed by a gun, we are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle.“
  • cecil making death threats to the man who dared to cut carlos’ beautiful, perfect hair
  • cecil squealing about cat videos
  • the voice of the whispering forest (it’s very flattering) 
  • the faceless old woman who lives in your home and likes to sort through your old photographs 
  • a lot of things, there are a lot of good things about night vale