listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms
my neighbour yelled out “my new year’s resolution is to come out” and like five minutes went passed before he yelled out “come out as a fucKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKER” and i think he expected some sort of applause from the rest of the neighbourhood but all he got was silence and a far away dog barking the new year has disappointed him already
okay so this is kidz bop right
see the kid all the way on the left
his name is steffan argus
he went to my middle school
we were also in scrooge! the musical together
when he was in 5th grade, he told me that my boobs look like grapefruits and asked “how many guys have tried to touch your ass by now?”
so now you know
steffan from kidz bop
ain’t all that innocent
OH
MY
GOD
WHAT
ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking
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IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE
I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.
