slimetony:

ghostfromzanzibar:

slimetony:

ghostfromzanzibar:

slimetony:

There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years

you should get rid of that

Why it lets me know when it’s 2:30

why do you need to know when its 2:30 am though

Most people don’t even know there’s a 2:30am because they’re busy sleeping; I consider myself lucky to be privy to such a secret

ianstagram:

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me