my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks
im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast
that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal
A moment of silence for the fictional wives who died to justify the protagonist’s chronic manpain
i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies
one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual
What’s The Dumbest Thing You Could Say To A Congresswoman Who Lost Her Legs In Battle? Um, THIS.
An IRS contractor hurt his foot playing football in military prep school. He never served in the actual military. Then one day, decades later, he used it to get preferred treatment in military contracts. Rep. Tammy Duckworth (D-Ill.), who lost both her legs and still could lose her arm from combat injuries, felt that this might just be a touch inappropriate. It gets amazing around 4:30.
You go Girl, you go! Tell him!!
don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights