I’m Undressing You With My Eyes
And Then Also Redressing You In Something Less Tacky With My Eyes
Oh Burn
“And we also request your CEO to select at random a member of the cabin crew to fill out a questionnaire, rating you on various attributes from ‘poor’ to ‘very good’. In your case, the respondent drew in and ticked an additional box at the end of each line, labelled ‘brilliant’.”
“Gosh! I wonder who that was.”
should i attend college or take the black
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
