How Homestuck will End
I predicted the billion of dead nepeta’s guys
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN IN ONE ITERATION OF REALITY
We are Leijon. We do not fur-give. We do not fur-get.
*dies*
so did nepeta
OH MY GOD STRIDER YOU DONT DO THAT
STOP THE COPYRIGHT ALERT SYSTEM
STOP THE COPYRIGHT ALERT SYSTEM
Will you lazy little buttholes please go sign the petition to stop the Copyright Alert System? No idea what it is? Let me give you the rundown.
- It’s also known as the “Copyright Alert Machine” or the “Six Strikes Policy.”
- It was masterminded by a firm of goodie-two-shoes stalkers called Mark Monitor, which monitors the IP traffic of torrent and social media sites to catch “transgressions.” They spot up to thirty million “infringements” a day.
- This congregation of privacy infringing creepers will basically generate a shit list of all the IP addresses that they’ve spied on and found a problem with.
- This list goes out to ISP companies, which will take “diciplinary action” against you. This comes in the form of harassing letters and choked internet speed for up to three days.
- Let me say that again: your internet speed can be severely choked for up to three days per “transgression”
“Twerking Christ in a tarp!” you may or may not say, “How can I stop this madness?”All you need to do is make a whitehouse.gov account, and you can sign petitions like this one to help affect the future of the United States. It takes maybe, maybe five minutes to sign up. If you like not being charged with a crime because of your gif folder, you need to sign this.
Those of you that are not American, spread this around anyways. Urge your American followers to sign up.
You got someone a chicken, but you can’t stop our rights from being degraded?
You can do better than that, Tumblr.
Mucha
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
….wait
they even went to a freaking deathday party
YOU GUYS the shrieking shack is scary not because it’s haunted but because it’s said to be haunted by an especially violent ghost who throws shit and screams and could hurt you, not like the chill ghosts at hogwarts who just talk about their feelings and their clique problems
ELLIE WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POST OF YOURS