whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats himu sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
the oscars are over. all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at his table. in a quiet voice, he whispers “empty chairs, at empty tables…” while a man cleaning up in the corner rolls his eyes
tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting
hugh jackman pushes past the crowds to help a poor fallen jennifer lawrence, russell crowe sees this as his opening, he takes it. still in character, he tackles hugh jackman to the ground. this is his time. he has won. he has caught 24601.
Jennifer Lawrence trips on stage
- tumblr: omg my precious baby i love you so much youre so hilarious im going to gif this forever so proud of you omg im crying
Kristen Stewart limps on stage because of an injury
- tumblr: wow could you be more ungrateful to be there brush your fucking hair you look stoned omg get away from my baby dan twilight sucks you cant act for shit lol