foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five