that-stupid-tardis-sound:

when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.

illustratedshadows:

zeecookie:

illustratedshadows:

do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go

why

the fuck

did nobody punch me in the face

didn’t anyone*

in five years i want you to look back on this comment and ask yourself

why

the fuck

did nobody punch me in the face

colonelcheru:

azulezircon:

crisisdragonfly:

cliffrose-acetone:

robbazkingofsweden:

So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.

This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen

Dear god, I’m crying.

this is the best video ever.