Teen Idle // Marina and the Diamonds
we are the youth of the nation: Royal Hierarchy
we are the youth of the nation: Royal Hierarchy
EMPIRE
- Emperor/Empress, Kaiser/Kaiserin, Tsar/Tsarina: rules over everyone
KINGDOM
- High King/High Queen, Maharajah, Pharaoh: rules over other kings
- King/Queen, Sultan/Sultana, Shah/Shahbanu, Raja/Rani, Rex: rules over everything (Europe) or leader of a large area or province (ancient Egypt, Persia, India)
- Crown Prince/Crown Princess, Emir/Emira, Dauphin: also called the heir apparent, next in line for the throne
- Prince/Princess: other children of the imperial or royal family
ARCHDUCHY
- Archduke/Archduchess: ruler of an archduchy
DUCHY/DUKEDOM
- Duke/Duchess: ruler of a duchy; highest rank under the royal family; While some duchies have their own lineage, members of the royal/imperial family can also be dukes (ex. Queen Elizabeth II is the Duke of Normandy)
MARQUESSATE, MARGRAVIATE, OR MARCH
- Marquess, Margrave, Marquis/Marchioness: the ruler of a marquessate, margraviate, or march
COUNTY
- Count, Earl/Countess: ruler of a county; known as an earl in England, but their wives are still countesses
VISCOUNTY
- Viscount/viscountess: ruler of a viscounty; rank below counts/earls
BARONY
- Baron/baroness: ruler of a barony
OTHER
- Baronet: British title ranking below baron and above knight
- Seigneur/Knight of the Manor: rules a small local fief
- Knight: basic rank; used to denote someone who owned land and fought on behalf of their overlord
- Baron/baroness (Scotland only): ranks below a knight and above a laird; hereditary position
- Laird (Scotland only): ranks below a Scottish baron and above an esquire; landowner’s title
- Esquire: indicates someone who attends or is apprenticed to a knight
- Gentleman: the lowest rank of gentry; owns a small manor or plot of land
Imagine Karkat and all his friends at the beach. Karkat goes missing, and about 10 minutes later comes running out of nowhere, shouting ‘RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN THEY’RE COMING’ and then being followed by thousands of crabs.
how come there isn’t like an “adulthood” class that teaches you how to operate a washing machine and pay taxes and make phone calls without crying
could the queen use currency as id?
?!??
gop senators are whispering and patting each other on the back you fucking PIECE OF SHIT SNAKES
please don’t malign our beautiful friends the snakes by comparing them to these lumps of ambulatory filth