lalondite:

tony abbott’s budget plan

• take away carbon tax
• take away mining tax
• shit wait where the fuck am i getting money now
• hang on look what i can do
• cut funding for healthcare
• cut funding for education
• cut funding for public transport and a bunch of other shit
• great now i have a big pile of money
• lets brag about it and not actually spend any of it on making people’s lives better
• im smart