heyelsi:

iguanamouth:

tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

seven years old are hardcore

faineemae:

no for real though

props to victoria secret runway models who have to wear lingerie as well as stilettos and carry a pair of wings or contraption of some sort on their back that probably weighs between 30-50 lbs and walk down a runway without falling all over yourself.

i can’t even get off escalators without tripping over myself.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY

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TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT

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IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS

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OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD

ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING