prongsmydeer:

I know we got to see Tom Riddle in the books but imagining Voldemort acting like a teenager is so weird.

Voldemort getting asked to Hogsmeade multiple times a week because he is hot and charming and mysterious. 

Voldemort stressing out because he fucked up on a Potions exam.

Voldemort with mates who occasionally call out to him like, “Oi, Tommy.”

Voldemort attending a Quidditch match or even playing in it? (Guys what if Voldemort played Quidditch oh my god I can’t handle it.)

Voldemort running a Prefect meeting and going on a patrol and seeing Muggle-borns and giving them detention instead of killing them because that is what prefects do.

Voldemort drinking firewhiskey for the first time and getting drunk off his arse and throwing up and ruining his shoes and having a massive hangover the next day.