“never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice
rickrolling is hilarious because its so old and overdone that no one expects it and their jaw drops in confusion and horror
yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost
pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs
skip a few decades. george weasley dies.
fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts
literally go fuck yourself why would you say that
remus would have been so good at finding loopholes for the marauders to slip through like i mean as a prefect he would have had to know all of them to an extent and i can just see sirius hopping onto his bed like “hey moony can we do this thing without technically breaking any rules” and remus would be like well no but you could do this and then guess who doesnt have detention despite the fact that all anyone at the slytherin table has had for dinner the past four days is haggis
#remus lupin mastermind #remus lupin researcher of loopholes and clever jinxes and covering tracks #remus lupin king of cover stories #(which is canon tbh he gets harry out of tight places lbr) #forget ur wet blanket responsibility remus that’s just what he wanted you to think