goatcorporation:

tumblr staff is at their bimonthly meeting, deciding what updates to implement by throwing darts at a dartboard. there are squared labeled things like “new shade of blue for notifications” and “make a ‘like’ button animation.” david karp, blindfolded, throws two darts; they hit “fix video player” and “just fucking hire the xkit guy already.” everyone pretends not to look while david walks over and plugs both darts into “update inbox icon”