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poor person: help i need money
rich person: why dont you sell your computer
poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i’m not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you’re lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn’t considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 – $250 into my pocket considering it’s fucking used its not like i’m going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if “sell ur computer then” was some ingenious idea that i’ve never fucking thought of before
Defend teenage Asian girls from creepy white men at all costs
hell yeah. and support them when they defend themselves
Defend all young girls from creepy white men at all costs*
Shut the fuck up
and sit the fuck down. these women are so fucking fetished all the gotdamn time so they deserve at least ONE motherfucking post so sidestep outta here.
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
583. When other houses make fun of Hufflepuff, some muggleborns retort by saying “Honey badger don’t care.” This confuses many of the purebloods but becomes a joke between all of the students who understand.
