people who don’t interact with fandom and write about it in publications to say stuff like “and, you might want to sit down, but fandom is perVERSE!!! THEY WRITE ABOUT CHARACTERS HAVING SEX!! SOMETIMES EVEN MAKING THEM GAY” are so annoying. there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy (hamlet/horatio modern au, 5.7K, PWP light bondage)