epsilontucker:

The Informal Project Freelancer Code of Conduct:

• Do not piss off FILSS. She is the ship. You’re living in her. Just don’t.
• Do not piss off the pilot. Especially if you have a history of getting ill during flights. 
• The Director is already pissed off at you. He is presumably pissed off at all sapient life. Speak to him with this in mind.
• Agent Florida is never pissed off at you. He wasn’t even pissed at the two freelancers who gave him the most shit. In fact, he was nice enough to suggest that Agent Georgia be allowed to test the jetpack for space traversal. He even proposed Utah as the candidate for the bubble shield prototype.
• Do not piss off Agent Florida.