imagine how much draco and harry would stalk each other if they had access to social media imagine how many times they would accidentally follow then immediately unfollow each other imagine all of the iNDIRECTS and the ‘@ me next time :)’s
Draco would be the WORST oh my god he’d be forever “”“"bitching”“”“ about Harry like “ugh god some people think they’re so special like no lol loads of people have scars omggggg” and Harry would make “"vague”“ posts back
harry: tfw u can’t get onto the quidditch team without ur dad bribing the captain 🙂
draco: some people clearly just can’t get enough attention and they have to steal everyone else’s spotlight it must STINK to be like that hahaha
instead of badges draco starts the hashtag #potterstinks
In Russia, they don’t say “I love you” they say “Вы хотите, чтобы купить несколько незаконных мемы“ which means “My life was purposeless without you” and I think that’s just beautiful.
one of my absolute favorite things is when you’re reading a webcomic from the beginning and you accidentally hit the ‘skip to newest page’ button and the art improvement just absolutely floors you?? that is so amazing
do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?
!!! They do!!!
Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down.
That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.
I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.
