Now that I think about it I only see really popular text posts written in English? Do they exist in other languages? Are there a lot of German jokes that I’m missing out on
Holy Shit, I just realized that this means I’ll never have to see that awful post where it’s like “Reblog if you support Gay Marriage” followed by like 1000 people all going “I can’t beLIEVE anyone would SCROLL PAST this.”
if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal
attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn
remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya
I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.
ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet
mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia
