its-k-i-s-m-e-t:

ranetree:

extravagantshoes:

cellostargalactica:

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

THERE IS THE TRANSITIONING ‘SEGUE’ VS THE  TWO WHEELED MOTORIZED VEHICLE ‘SEGWAY’ 

re-c0veryy:

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

  • haven’t exercised
  • eaten too much yesterday
  • eaten too much today
  • don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
  • have gained weight
  • aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
  • feel like you don’t deserve it 

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

mutisija:

celesteiscute:

mutisija:

are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce????

Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one of the two?
(Honest question I am actually confused)

bisexual woman fucks pansexual man. neither of them is straight but they can have a child.

asexual woman fucks an asexual man just because together they decided that they wanted to have a child. neither of them is straight but they still managed to reproduce.

gay trans man fucks a gay cis man. they have a child that is bilogically their own and they are still gay as fuck.

two pansexual nonbinary people fuck and they have a child. no one in this relationship is straight or cis.