sssn-neptune-vasilias:

xekstrin:

Blake chose Yang

Blake CHOSE Yang

I don’t think you understand

BLAKE STALKED HER DOWN IN THE FOREST, SAW HER FLIP HER SHIT OVER GETTING HER HAIR CUT, AND CHOSE HER TO BE HER PARTNER

she is a ninja. She could have killed the ursa and turned her back and ran. But she stayed and made eye contact.

Blake chose Yang can we please talk about this, acknowledge this in the show, can we please

You know when stray cats sometimes walk up to characters in stories and invite themselves into the character’s homes and suddenly that character now has a cat. That’s what Blake did to Yang. She even gave Yang a dead animal as an offering.

queer-ocemeow:

i remember getting my first game cube and playing animal crossing on it when i was in elementary school and thinking ‘I can’t wait until I’m an adult so i won’t have a bed time and i can play animal crossing all night’ and let me tell you kids, you can achieve your dreams. 

thekingintheinnernorth:

australian-government:

While there are countries that gave its people new and unprecedented rights. here in Australia we have our rights taken from us, with same sex marriage still not being legalized, increased surveillance, threats of loss of citizenship, religious persecutions, censorship of public owned media, deportation and offshore detention of refugees, financial persecution of university students, de-funding of schools and hospitals and disclosure of aboriginal communities.

don’t forget labor’s

just voted with the coalition government to ensure there’s no mandatory requirement to report sexual abuse of children in offshore detention centres, something which is known to be happening right now

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angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

htjmfisherman:

Ok so I know Ron was all like “thank goodness you inherited your mother’s brains”  so now everyone’s sort of like “oh Rose Weasley she’s the girl and she’s smart so she’ll be just like Hermione.”  and its like ok, that’s good BUT

what if she inherited her mothers brains but also inherited her fathers personality?  So yes, she does know the counter curse that would easily take down that jerk of a 3 rd year that keeps picking on her BUT kicking him in the teeth is way more fun/effective.  Or like she’s studying for a test and Albus is having a crap day so she just tosses her textbook in the air and is like “let’s play chess or sneak out or whatever.” And she ends up failing the test the next day but is all like “lol whatever I can make it up later” OR EVEN BETTER-

Scorpius:  People keep picking on me because my dad was a Death Eater.

Rose: Kill them.

Scorpius: Rose no.

Rose:  *stands up* Fine, I’ll kill them.

Scorpius: roSE NO.