Dogsong (Music Box) – original song by toby fox (Undertale OST)
credit to Dinos24SP for the music sheetmy heart hurt when the dialog box said the lesser dog was whining because it couldn’t see me
Today, I fucked up… by buying a bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don’t deserve Jared.
Imagine all the Strilondes having jobs that are considered by most fairly creepy.
Roxy is a taxidermist, Rose is a mortician, Dave is an archeologist or entomologist who collects dead bugs.
Dirk is an accountant
bye how do i become their friend
This is so fucking funny.
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
get dunked on
(i’m sorry)
2mlg4me
sans ringtone