aries: “Wowie! You did it! You didn’t do a violence!!!”
taurus: “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!!!”
gemini: “I wish I had eight legs… so I could wear four pairs of hotpants.”
cancer: [to Undyne] “Whatever, Mom!!!”
leo: “Oh no!!! You’re meeting all my standards!!!”
virgo: “Did Asgore shave…and then clone himself???”
libra: “He’s my favorite sexy rectangle!!”
scorpio: “It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
sagittarius: “As for your work, put a little more… BACKBONE into it!”
capricorn: “Excuse me? I am the very cool online guy,”
aquarius: “I can’t believe I’m finally meeting the sun!!!”
pisces: “You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!!!”
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Why do people make draco so promiscuous in fan fics? He literally only had one girlfriend throughout the entire series (and only one eye fucking partner [Harry]). Plus he grew up in a traditional home that probably didnt allow sex before marriage
Why do people do the same for Lucius too? Like seriously, nearly every fic I read he’s made into a sex god who lost his virginity at 13 (???????)
THANK YOU. Like, one of the Slytherin values is traditionalism so why?? do?? people?? think?? they’re?? sex?? gods?? and?? goddesses?? like?? they?? probably?? wait?? for?? marriage??
the thing that boggles my mind is that Harry’s always depicted as a blushing virgin in the face of Draco’s ~prowess~ when, as we all know, Draco is a giant nerd who wouldn’t know what suave is if it bit him in the ass. when you think about it, Harry is probably the one more likely to fluster Draco because he’s a sassy little shit who I have no doubt will waggle his eyebrows at Draco from across the room and whisper dirty pick up lines in his ear at public events just to rile him up.
okay I had to reblog this again because suave!sassy!flirty!confident!Harry is what I live for and why don’t people realize this makes more sense for their characterizations
like Harry could’ve been in Slytherin so we know he’s sly and all that, but he was put in Gryffindor, which makes him more impulsive/daring. This means there’s a 103% chance that Harry James Potter was a shameless flirt,
when it came to Draco.I refuse to believe that the Hogwarts King of Sass was a bumbling, blushing, clumsy, mumbling virgin.
Well this changes everything
s2ma:
More body positivity and general support for fat girls with eating disorders
I don’t usually add to posts like this but this is super important to me and this is why:
When I was thirteen, I told my therapist about my eating disorder. I was starving myself for days, then binging and purging, and then starving myself again, etc etc.
I told my therapist this and she said to me “That’s not going to help you lose weight.” And she told me to see my doctor about a diet plan. And she asked if I had anything else I wanted to talk about.
I told my best friend as a last ditch effort to get someone to care. I pulled her aside at a church meeting and said I had something to tell her. It was so hard for me to say.
She laughed it off and said she was expecting worse and then she told me “don’t do that anymore” with a smile. And I said okay, thanks, and we went back outside. And I got the sense that she was humoring me, like “aw, fat girl thinks she has a skinny person illness.”
Those were the only two people I told. I kept it to myself after that. I had NO support. I had to claw my way out of my ED on my own. I still get the urge to throw up sometimes if I’ve had a big meal, or skip a meal or work out until I pass out.
Please support fat girls with eating disorders. Please help them. Please don’t make them feel like they deserve what they are doing to themselves.
I have said it once and I’ll say it again: we absolutely teach young people disordered eating
I remember seeing a women’s magazine advertising the “coffee diet” where they advised drinking warm cups of coffee in place of meals
and that – that’s an ana trick, drinking hot water to convince yourself you’ve had food
The magazine acted like it was perfectly reasonable to eat one meal a day
It’s not alarming to most people to see a fat girl skipping meals. It is easy to hide the disorder in the open because no one thinks “she hasn’t eaten lunch a single time this week.” Even if someone does notice, it’s seen as an attempt to “get healthy” and not “holy fuckballs, is she starving herself? Should I be worried? Should I try to help?”
A fat girl eating is cause for ridicule.
A fat girl not eating is nothing to worry about.
“You’re nothing like my Autistic child!”
Wow, you’re right. It’s almost as if, I don’t know, I’m an adult. With twenty+ years of experience they have not yet had. Because they are still a child. Mind blowing revelation, thank you.No one is surprised my allistic friends aren’t like my allistic brother. Kids are different from adults.
Guess what; autistic people do not have one single monogynous personality.
When the light JUST turns green… ?
how is this six seconds