rarelylocal:

no offense but support mentally ill people who hallucinate, who struggle with empathy, who have delusions, who are hypersexual, who have frequent mood shifts, who speak in ways you’re not used to, who behave in ways you can’t relate to, who have symptoms you consider “immoral” or “strange” and can’t help that fact

my brain because I’ve spent too much time on the internet: I should write a slam poem about how the curiosity rover is my enemy
my brain in ten years when I have hopefully quit the internet entirely: I love my wife and have forgotten what inflation fetish means

cuteplaguerat:

harry potter books as clickbait articles

  • Crazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!
  • You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible Secret
  • How Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind
  • Uh-Oh! Here’s One Enchanted Goblet Mixup You CAN’T Miss
  • These Kids’ Reactions To Their New Teacher’s Rules Is Inspiring
  • Is It Cheating? One Student’s Trick To Acing Potions Class
  • 7 Objects You Didn’t Know Contained Pieces Of The Dark Lord’s Soul

tonypietro:

remember that time monty got the cops called on him in starbucks and made jokes about being “a shady asian guy looking at weapons on his computer”

remember when monty had to mop up the mess he made after putting the wrong soap in the dishwasher

remember how monty used to dress like a freaking anime character every day

remember when monty “got bored” and put on mocap suits and made a Cinder/Yang dance off?

remember blaine wanting to make a funny vine w/ monty but monty made him redo it multiple times just because he wanted his head bobbing to be perfect to the music?

remember how pleased monty was basing one of the RWBY characters off a K-Pop star

remember what a romantic he was not only setting up Meg and Gavin like a sneaky little shit but also that time he helped michael buy all the pink wrapping paper at CVS and walmart to cover Lindsay’s desk in for her birthday

remember monty using rebel the dog to pull his chair along and roll all over the office

remember him showing up on the podcast to talk about RWBY and for Red Black and White he pointed to parts of his outfit and hair and then for Yellow pointed to himself

remember ninja master monty teaching gavin and michael the ways of fruit ninja and being the most hilarious walk-on deadpan guest on the podcast

we can all appreciate all the groundbreaking and inspiring things monty has done, and how dedicated he’s been to bringing his creations to the world, but we should all remember the hilarious things that made monty who he was.