i thing one of the unsung best moments on the internet was when bronies developed this dweeby chrome extension called “ponify” which would change common words and phrases to mlp related things, like “everybody” would be changed to “everypony,” “bro fist” became “bro hoof,” etc. which was probably all fun and games until the rest of the internet found it and realized that you could modify the word list so it would change any word to whatever you wanted.
like i distinctly remember downloading it & changing as many words as i could think of to “ballsack” and scrolling down my dashboard, feeling like i was losing my mind
aries: OH MY GOD!!! I’M GONNA FREAKIN’ KILL YOU!!
taurus: NOTHING has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking!
gemini: ANIME’S REAL, RIGHT?
cancer: Cherish this bird.
leo: I’ll make most people’s wishes come true!!!
virgo: OH MY GOD! YOU’RE GOING BACK IN THE TRASH!!!
libra: But, um, that sea-grass is under scientific protection.
scorpio: Fuhuhu!!! Afraid!? We’re gonna be best friends!!!
sagittarius: If it weren’t for that grass, I’d have kicked your…
capricorn: I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
aquarius: Alphys’s history books made me think humans were cool… with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
pisces: I love FIGHTING THE IVORIES!!
If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones
Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants
papyrus: lots of positivity which actually touches his followers because he’s so genuine. he also posts many pictures of his spaghetti and constantly gets anonymous puns (from sans)
sans: he only has two posts but they each have 100k+ notes and they’re the worst punniest shitposts to ever exist on tumblr
undyne: a prized member of lesbian tumblr. she protects lesbian minors with her life. she reblogs all of the lesbian jokes and argues with people on tumblr all the time. also blogs about alphys all the time and posts countless selfies of them together and claims they’re the cutest couple of lesbian tumblr
mettaton: fashion blog, shares all of napstablook’s music, flirts with all of the lovesick fans who send him asks, and reblogs alphys’s anime meta in the dead of night and tags it in the morning with “my tumblr was hacked”
alphys: anime meta, graphics, gifs, music, and fanart. her meta gets thousands of notes (because of mettaton) and she lays down the law when assclowns argue with her. she’s at her most confident when she constructs complex arguments
frisk: all memes, all the time. they also have a sideblog a la fruitsoftheape100 which has over 10k followers
toriel: shitpost extraordinaire who adds puns to innocuous posts which is the reason why the op has so many notes that most tumblr users tag with #i hate this and #delete this and #i hate tumblr. she also vagues about asgore all the time because he reblogs all of her posts
asgore: aesthetic flower blog. he posts angst posts in the dead of night. he also makes gardening tips posts which a small circle of tumblr is extremely devoted to
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma – ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.
this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
