since i haven’t been on much lately a lot of blogs i followed have become inactive/changed interests whatever, so i need infinitely more of the following.
like/reblog if you post:
– rooster teeth – achievement hunter – funhaus – red vs blue – rwby – lazer team – anything roosterteeth even remotely just fucking all of it
what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
toriel: ==ultimate mom pics==
sans: bone prank: drop pieces of your skeleton in strategic locations to spook nincompoops and lame-os
papyrus: now you see, what i like to do is consider my page to be a “No Frown Zone”, because of the consistently good quality of my messages i put up
undyne: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
alphys: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal
mettaton: “Crowdpleasers”… Now these, I like
asgore: I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity
flowey/asriel: youll all be glad to know that my soul has undergone some much needed healing after i apologized for the earthquakes which killed thousands.
chara: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,“its ineffective” fuck off
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holy shit, there are two lazer team screenings in my city
I hope Wikipedia doesnt go bankrupt it will feel like the end times . I think I will literally panic
Encyclopedia Britannica is always there
there’s this place called a library. and they have these things called books. and then there’s this thing called Google Search. where you can find books in PDF form.
Wikipedia is user edited. you can literally put anything you want in an entry almost. I think you know where I’m about to go with this.
You’re condescending and annoying. I am attached to Wikipedia out of sentimentality it’s always been there for as long as I remember and reliable to me for some casual trivia. Wikipedia is iconic and I love her. go write a research paper or something
who let high school teachers find tumblr
me: hm i wonder how many countries drive on the same side as the UK
friend: let’s check wikipedia in 2 seconds on our phones
some asshole on tumblr: um excuse me why don’t you stop what you’re doing to go to the library and look it up in an outdated book that’s edited maybe twice a decade and that definitely doesn’t have a single page article called “list of countries with left-hand traffic”
do. not. reblog. from. sixpenceee. if you wanna reblog the animal / science stuff, find another source. but sixpenceee is ableist and there are so many receipts i can pull up. she makes mentally ill folk into monsters for the ‘scary stories’ she posts and some of her actual scientific information isn’t even accurate. don’t fall for her shit please.
I’m so fucking tired to seeing “gluten-free” lumped in with anti-vax, morally superior assholes.
Are there people who go gluten free in some ill-advised attempt to lose weight? Yes. But the literal only treatment for my disease is not a punchline. It’s not some shorthand for overzealous white suburban soccer moms.
These jokes make it more likely servers in restaurants will take my health needs less seriously. I see you when you roll your eyes in disbelief over my food requirements, but your disdain won’t stop my intestines from shredding themselves if you disregard my needs.
Stop using gluten free when you mean patronizing, overbearing, smug, sanctimonious, or whiny. Stop using it as a shorthand for high maintenance and demanding.
Making fun of people’s dietary needs isn’t edgy, it’s gross, and I’m reallllllly tired of seeing it so often from people who claim to be fighting for a more inclusive world.
THANK YOU FOR THIS POST.
Good lord. Every time I go out to eat with my family, we brace ourselves for the eye-roll from the wait staff when we ask for gluten free.
Gluten free is a joke until some smug waiter doesn’t realize celiac is an actual thing and almost kills you.
oh sure i love talkin about tuatatas, theyre so interesting ! first notable thing about them: this thing right here ??
not actually a lizard !
despite its appearance, the tuatara belongs to a distinct and Very Old order called rhynchocephalia, which used to be full of scaly things and now is down to the two remaining species of these guys. the resemblance to lizards is mostly superficial though, and theres a bunch of things about em thatre specific only to this reptile
so ! tuataras ! both species are only found in areas of new zealand, theyre Pretty Endangered, and the name comes from maori meaning “peaks on the back”. most of em look like jim henson puppets. despite having gone through quite a few changes when compared to their extinct ancestors, the tuatara is an immense source of fascination because of what it HAS retained : youve got a parietal eye, which is a primitive lightsensing organ that used to be found on most reptiles ( and a lot of other things ) before being phased out, although some reptiles and amphibians still have em, and in the tuatara it actually has traces of a lens and rods and cones, suggesting that at one point there used to be much more developed eye there
the spot is largely unnoticeable when theyre adults, but its definitely more distinctive in younger ones, OR SAY…. green iguanas
theyve also proved they can hear besides having no external ear holes, similar to sea turtles, and compared to every other reptile on earth theyve got INCREDIBLY slow metabolisms and lifestyles. they thrive in lower temperatures down to 41 F, and anything over 80 degrees or so will actually just. kill em. damn
it takes up to TWENTY YEARS…… for a tuatara to reach maturity. THEN after a lengthy courtship dance involving crests, it can take an impregnated female another four years to lay and then up to ANOTHER fifteen dang months to hatch, earning the tuatara the award for the longest period between offspring found in any reptile
the slow living has an upside though !! these reptiles have Ridiculously long lifespans, living on average around 60 years in the wild and Much Longer in captivity – in fact one breeding pair in 2009 recently saw the hatching of 11 eggs made by 111 year old henry and 80 year old mildred, which are their actual names
(here is prince henry holding Tuatara Henry, who was 100 at the time and lookin great)
111 years !!! and some scientist theorize that with the right conditions, they could live up to around 200. not bad for a reptile who looks like they were run through a washing machine and got their skin all shrunk up
