Month: January 2016

glassraptor:

what i want to know is what is the legal situation of scooby doo. they can kick him out of a hotel for being a pet (while he gets frustrated because ‘he’s not a pet’ implying he has legal rights) but also put him in jail. how does this all work. can scooby doo vote

fatdemoman:

> be me, c. 900 bc

> in mycenae with companions

> see man proclaiming he is the son of zeus

> doubt.frescpeg

> my companion proclaims “that is nothing, i am the son of bofa!”

> the man responds, “who is this bofa, that claims to be greater than the lord zeus!”

> companion screams, “ΒΟΓΑ ΔΕΕΖ ΝΥΤΣ”

> banished for his barbarism

> mfw

runawaysandtidalwaves:

ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien