I bet Luke sensed Rey was coming and made her walk up all of those stairs anyways so he could have his grand entrance scene on the cliff because he has been the drama queen of the galaxy since the day he was born
“Okay so when we were little I accidentally mentioned that I had a crush on you but I always thought you didn’t hear me because you just looked at me weird and never commented but now we’re in high school and omg you just introduced me as your boyfriend/girlfriend/datemate wtf we never discussed this!!!”
“Oh my god you just screamed ‘SO WHAT IF I LIKE YOU WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?’ at the top of your lungs in a very crowded restaurant and how about for starters I take you home and get you sober???”
“Why are you so clingy people will think we’re dating- I know we are but you’re the one who wants it to be secret you moron!”
“Umm okay I’m sorry you always thought your love for me was unrequited but on to more important matters YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED IN THE MORNING SO YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE YOU ASSHOLE!!!”
“I’m a prince/princess/royal child and you’re a prince/princess/royal child from another country and my parents said to do whatever it takes to get this treaty signed between our countries. Hey I guess our forbidden romance will finally come in handy!”
“I understand that you’re my bodyguard but that was a freaking FRISBEE not a nuclear bomb jesus christ- Hey why are you still on top of me and why have I not noticed how beautiful you are?”
“Our mutual friend apparently has been waiting for us to get together and so they’re very angry/disappointed/upset when they find out that the reason we kissed last night was because we were black-out drunk, but hey I actually do like you so how’s lunch sound after we’re done being hungover and can actually stand being in the sunlight?”
“I’m a princess with magical powers, but I have to hide them because no one can know that my entire family are wizards. You’re a peasant but you’re very experienced with your magic so I start sneaking out so you can teach me how to control my magic”
there’s so much good stuff on the spread about rey’s speeder that i don’t even know where to begin
she made it herself! like! she scavenged or traded for all the parts and then built the thing from the ground up
it’s a hybrid of a speeder and a swoop, which means that it can carry heavy loads but it’s also really fucking fast (because of course it is look who we’re talking about)
to protect it from other scavangers when she’s away from it, it 1) won’t start without her fingerprint and 2) will electrocute anyone who tries to touch it
there are literally tiny tractor beams under the seat to make sure that she stays on it when traveling at high speeds.
i’m just gonna go ahead and quote the book because i can’t improve on it: “rey’s speeder is ridiculously overpowered when lightly loaded… when away from prying eyes, rey lets her craft take flight, performing barrel rolls and other maneuvers that push both her speeder and her piloting skills to the limit”
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so it turns out the #1 most distracting thing to happen while drawing is for a dog to lick your foot
