- “howard DJs like a mad cunt”
- “you look so hot today, rhonda… like a sunrise” – the episode chronicles of rhonda and ketut
- “there will be no carbon tax under my australian government”
- the lizard overlord
- tony abbot won’t stop eating raw onions
- tony abbot won’t stop wearing speedos
- tony abbot in general really
- that time julia gillard took tony abbot DOWN OH SHIT
- “daddy turnbull”
- that kid that got bitten by a shark and then cycled home to eat weetbix
- that time in the 1920s a guy got killed, his arm was thrown in the ocean, a shark at the arm, a bigger shark ate the shark, then the bigger shark was caught for an aquarium and threw up the arm, resulting in a murder case that ended in a 5-hour high-speed boat chase around sydney harbour
ok but what about the Libra ad and “NOT HAPPY JAN”?!