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maybe i should make a completely procedural rpg

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do-you-have-a-flag:

“tumblr is so embarrassing-”

I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century

embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet

listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always

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softdirks:

villains of homestuck

  • sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
  • alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
  • omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
  • big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
  • alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
  • a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
  • guy fieri 
  • some juggalos specifically the icp
  • an alien capricorn clown who can never die
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redandpointy:

shiksa-bitch:

so one skywalker twin took magic lessons from a frog, killed his dad, and fucked off to an abandoned island in his bathrobe.
the other skywalker twin gunned down space nazis, hooked up with han solo, and governed the free galaxy with snark and hair like a botticelli painting.
and you’re telling me *luke* is the one i should be inspired by?

Truth.