Thank you!!!
okay but IMAGINE FINN AND REY CHECKING WITH POE ABOUT WHETHER SOME ASPECT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD WAS HORRIFYING
Rey: “what is the normal number of times to go to bed hungry?”
Poe: “ZERO. ZERO IS THE NORMAL NUMBER OF TIMES TO GO TO BED HUNGRY.”
Finn: “that CAN’T be right. What if they give you enough calories but just artificially stimulate your hunger reflexes to prepare you for survival situations in the future?”
Poe: “…what the fuck is wrong with the First Order?”Rey: “At what age is it a good idea for a child to fight a desert scavenger to keep them from robbing you? Older or younger than 8?”
Poe: “…”
Finn: So, putting a kid in a isolation cell is totally a normal punishment, right?
Poe: *internal screaming*
Rey: “so how much food do you think I should horde under my bed for when they stop feeding me?”
Poe: “They won’t-”
Finn: “i’ve gone with as much as i can fit under there, just to be safe”
Poe: “THAT’S HOW WE GET ANTS”
the bonus prize for daily dare yesterday is so nice but it’s so nice it’s currently selling for 300k :/
Interplanetary Road Trip:
Rose: “Personally, I can’t think of a better idea than alchemizing a track in space and re-creating Rainbow Road from Mario Kart. Let’s do this.”
(Later, everybody in custom alchimzed go-karts in fuckin’ space, at the start line.)
Dave: “rose i swear if you use a blueshell you are dead to me
dead to me”
Rose: “I believe the quote is all is fair in love and Mario Kart.”
John is dressed as Mario and Jane is dressed as Luigi (mustachioed, of course.)