rose says her favourite is petrichor bc it makes her sound deep and she lives in desperate hope for the likes of john to say “gee rose what does that long word mean”!! (he never does he just laughs at her). but its actually the awful fucking l’oreal kids no tears cherry almond shampoo that mom insisted on buying her since 1997 bc of some biting comment two year old rose made about moms impeccable childcare skills and choice of hygiene products whilst simultaneously rubbing it into her eyes. rose savours the afternoons she spends pouring gallons of it into the hollow insides of various wizard statues around the house so eventually her mom is buying 5 crates a week and has a massive amount of shares in the company because lil rosie just loves it so much! they are at a total stalemate for like 10 years. imps start breaking shit in the house and it seeps out everywhere. ahh nostalgia
daves favourite smell is actually petrichor but if u ask him he’ll say its ass
What if one punch man used 2 fists for a double punch
His names not two punch man you shit idiot fucking fool
I heard that in German instead of saying “grammar nazi”, they use a phrase that translates to “comma fucker” and honestly we should just all use that.
oh hell yeah
contexts in which jkr introduces her readers to remus:
- book 3: in his first scene he conjures a patronus and passes around chocolate
- book 3: in his second scene he teaches them all a spell focused in overcoming fears with laughter
- book 5: in his first scene he rescues harry from an abusive household, and smiles widely at harry while he does it
- book 6: in his first scene he is handed a large slice of cake
- book 6: in his second scene everyone is sitting around a fire at christmas drinking eggnog
- book 7: when he rolls up to The Squad in grimmauld place he passes around butterbeers and hermione lights a fire in the fireplace
rowling does this thing where even if remus is having The Literal Worst Time he is almost always introduced in the context of warmth and light and comfort, which he more often than not is directly providing to others
space eyes @_@
If you are in the UK and you are eligible to vote in the EU referendum YOU HAVE TO REGISTER AND TURN UP TO VOTE
This referendum is so close that it will come down to voters turnout. Young people are the ones that are are more likely to want to stay in so if you want to stay in but then don’t vote, statistically we will end up leaving.
This is the most important referendum in Britain’s history for decades please vote if you’re eligible, this will affect our whole futures so vote or deal with the consequences of not voting and letting older generations decide our future
(Even if you’re not from Britain would you please signal boost for your British followers?)
seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation?
and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS”
and steven’s just like “NO! THESE ARE MY THIRTY MOMS AND I LOVE THEM!”
Steven Universe Pacifist Route