Aries: failed to keep track of the life functions of 10,000 test subjects in cryogenic storage, rendering all of them either dead or vegetables
Taurus: accidentally flipped on all the switches in the breaker room. All of them.
Gemini: created monstrous sentry turret/storage cube fusion monsters that seem to suffer a tortured existence. Apparently considers himself the father of every single one.
Cancer: se utiliza el software de traducción incorrecta. No consultar el manual.
Leo: hurtled small building units and other objects at other small building units, other objects, and larger building units.
Virgo: threw a tantrum over a supposed discredit in effort, refused to press the any key to vent reactor emissions into the atmosphere and therefore prevent an imminent reactor meltdown constantly over the span of several hours
Libra: tried to crush space core’s dreams of going to space, was very rude to them in general
Scorpio: promised chell he would bury her body if she happened to have died from a moderate fall, despite the fact that he does not have arms and therefore could not follow through with this promise of burying her body
Sagittarius: “a lot”, “all of them”, “should I make a list”
Capricorn: the whole potato thing
Aquarius: according to cut dialogue, may have accidentally gassed a bunch of children to death
Pisces: was, and depending on whether it’s still running, is, a significant part of the “god, why are people humanizing all these nonhuman characters as skinny white dudes in suits” discourse
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