commanderabutt:

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

hey everyone. i make swords for a living and i need your help

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these are the two anvils that my town has. the sword i’ve been asked to make crafted from titanium, which has a melting point of 1660 degrees, but the anvils are made out of nickel (melting point is 1453 degrees) and iron (melting point is 1535 degrees) respectively. should i still try to make the sword on these anvils, knowing that they’d start to melt, or should i go look for an anvil with a higher melting point so that i can make the best sword i can?

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im glad you all agree that we shouldn’t have to settle for the lesser of two anvils

this is one of the strangest jokes ive ever seen