I decided to make another Donkey-Kong-Inspired name generator and I apologize in advance for how messy this is gonna get.
King King
NULK GUN
Shandy K. Rule
anky dong.
Gotta go to the doc.
Gonic the Kong
Lixie Kong.
Criny Kang
Shoconut K. Rule
Bonkey Kong.
Liny Gun.
so i get to be a decent-ish weapon from dead space, i guess?
DONG DANK
kokonut dank