THE NOTHING BOX. This box does something. It blinks and that’s all. Try it on your desk. You’ll find people thinking you’ve got a compact computer, a spy-system, signals from your Conflict of Interest firms. Let us warn you that unless you use an axe you can’t turn it off. It will keep on blinking its 8 eyes in no recognizable pattern and for no apparent reason for nearly a year. Then it’s dead as a mackeral and you can’t get it fixed. If you get sore at it, turn it to the wall. The Nothing Box, complete with an amusing piece of copy.