Reading up symptoms for your disorder like

4-pds:

-do that

-do that too

-sorta do that 

-do that 

-would probably do that if it weren’t for the other disorder

-do that

-wait that isn’t normal?

-do that

*easily has enough symptoms to qualify for a diagnosis*

-wait there’s one more symptom on the list

-I don’t do that

-well obviously I’m faking and I don’t really have it