sciencekittten:

golfechoecho:

glumshoe:

Art museums are a lot more fun when you can admit your honest opinion of the works. I hated visiting them as a kid, ‘cause adults always expected me to be very serious about every exhibit and have complicated, nuanced opinions about What Art Is. 

Visiting them with friends? Loads of fun. You can make dick jokes, laugh at ugly Renaissance babies, and focus on things that you genuinely like or find interesting. 

Pro-tip: any adults that are snobby shits about art are probably not hands-on working with art.  Curators, exhibition designers, museum educators, art history teachers, etc. also laugh at ugly renaissance babies.  And then tell you why they’re all so ugly, and then laugh at how fucking ugly those damn babies are oh my god why does Jesus always look stoned.

idk what you’re talking about because I work at an Art Museum and one of my favorite things to do is take patrons around on my “baby Jesus doing things babies can’t do” tour and we always say that you’re not supposed to like everything because if you liked everything you wouldn’t have any taste.