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Imagine in Cursed Child Harry trying to use the map to make sure Albus and Scorpius stay apart

and the map just rejects him Mauraders style like

“Mr Moony presents his compliments to Mr Potter, and begs him to stop being such a bad father.”
“Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Mr Potter is acting like a prat.”
“Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that the wonderful Harry Potter has become such an arse nowadays.”
“Mr Wormtail bids Mr Potter good day, and advises him to sort his fucking life out.”

YES and Minnie opens it to try to check it and just ??? laughs ??? and Floos over to Harry and laughs right in his face

The map would be more respectful to Minerva though, like

“Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor McGonagall, and begs her pardon for the inconvenience.”

“Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that while Professor McGonagall is not allowed in she is nevertheless perfect.”

“Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that such a beautiful and charming woman is not married.”

“Mr Wormtail bids Professor McGonagall good day, and advises that she tell Mr Potter to sort his fucking life out.”