lovebones:

l can’t believe we have a fuckamajillion sans aus and yet. and yet! none which are based off all the different “sans” fonts there are. like, the original is “comic” sans, right? well, what about

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sans, but in berlin

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sans, who believes that the gentle labourer shall no longer suffer

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sans, as a merskeleton of some kind

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i guess this is actually just regular sans

marissarei:

Ok minors on Tumblr need to actually learn to chill bc they’ll call you slurs and stalk the shit out of your blog to harass you and when you push back, you’re in trouble. If I get one more 16/17/18 year old white child calling me n*gger and trying to get a rise out of me, I’m gonna figure out how to tell their parents for real. I’m grown. Go do your algebra homework!!! Get off Tumblr and get 8 hours of sleep; your bigoted ass is still in your growing stages and you need rest!

me: hey public transport system, i’d like to go from (suburb close to city centre) to (city centre). how can i do that

my city’s public transport system: well, you have three options. wait around for half an hour, have like two minutes to get everything done, or have a reasonable amount of time but walk nearly 2km in the middle of summer

ok she doesnt have a masters in education, it’s in visual arts

some of the things here have to be straight up lies though. she mentions previously being a graphic designer, and doing website design as a hobby. how can you possibly do that while knowing nothing about computers